Thank God, the security guard that was stabbed two weeks ago in the Central Bus Station in Jerusalem opened his eyes this morning."
– Jerusalemites group
– "Thank God! Such happy news! All thanks to the prayers of the people of Israel; swift, complete recovery, Amen."
– "Wow, what good news! With the help of God, you will let us know when he’s on his feet, completely recovered."
– "As far as I know, he was treated by doctors – and God, a God that doesn’t exist – is likely still languishing up there in the blue sky."
0202 Editor's Note:
The stabbing took place on December 10th, in the immediate aftermath of the Trump announcement recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. For more on this story see: https://goo.gl/WVTPhJ