April Fools West Jerusalem Digest:
“A hidden poem titled 'Shalom Matityahu' written in the handwriting of the national poet Chaim Nachman Bialik, was found in the archives.
Initially, it seems that this is a particularly lively protest poem with a feminist message, relative to the period it was written.It is possible that the ‘Matityahu’ referred to in the poem is Bialik himself, with a hint of Matityahu the Hasmonean . We are certain that artists and singers of Israel will jump on our find and set it to music”.
[Free translation of the poem]:
Goodbye and thank you
And please don’t send me telegrams
I do not have the time to respond
If you will shout to me from below
I will call the British police.
Get yourself a life
Because you have no other choice.
– The National Library
“At the next ‘Fuck-Up Nights Jerusalem: Gal Gadot, International Actress and Model.
Just joking! First of April!!”
– Fuckup Nights Jerusalem 
0202 Editor’s notes:
 Matityahu the Hasmonean is one of the central characters of the Hanukkah story. He fought for Jewish religious and political independence against the Greeks.
 'Fuckup Nights' is a global event series where individuals share stories of professional failure.